I recently renamed my dog King to KSP (King Saint Pierre)
I own a Tapout shirt
I watch people talk about UFC on YouTube
My wife once yelled - "oh know, he's full mounted!"
I pay 9.99 a month to watch preliminary fights on UFC.COM
I read two books by fighters, and then did a review on my blog
I DVR the pay per views, and then watch it 5 times
My daughters know who Kenny Florian is
My pay per view bill currently has me in marriage counseling
My dog knows what a guillotine choke feels like